Interviewer: what is your birth date?

Sardar: 13th October

Which year?

Manager asked to sardar at an interview

Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

Sardar replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
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Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.

Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'

Teacher: What?

Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi
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After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,

Do I look like a foreigner?

Wife: No! Why?

Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???

Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

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Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi

So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi. 
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Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK.  Cockroach walked.  Then he cut it's second leg and told the same.  Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same.   At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk.  Suddenly sardar said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.  
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When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.
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Sardar went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin.  Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Sardar pointed towards the board "WASH BASIN"

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Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?

Q: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"

Sardar: "No, who wrote it?"
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Sardar ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.

"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
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Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?

Because below 18 was not allowed.
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How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence?

Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear.
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What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?

Run like Hell....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
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How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?

Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

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What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.
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Why do Sardars work seven days a week?

So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.
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Why can't Sardars make ice cubes?

They always forget the recipe.
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How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?

He threw it off a cliff.
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What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.
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What do you see when you look into a Sardar's eyes?

The back of his head.
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What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?

\What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?

Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!).
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What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?

Just-one Singh. (Again, T silent)
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Why do Sardars always smile during lightning storms?

They think their picture is being taken.
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  Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes?

Toes Go In First.
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How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?

It has a stamp on it.

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Why can't Sardar dial 911?

They can not find the eleven on the phone
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How do you get Sardar on the roof?

Tell him the drinks are on the house.
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"Oh, look at the dead bird."

Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?
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What do smart Sardars and UFOs have in common?

You always hear about them but you never see them.
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Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as opposed to a  regular one?

You have to hollow out the head.