Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhiji was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was four years old. 

 Question: What is the full form of math’s.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students. 

 Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?
Student: BROTHERLY LOVE  

 Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August?
Student: A holiday 

 Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far!!! 

 Teacher: "Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?”
Johnny: "Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time." 

 Teacher: How old is your father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born.