1. It takes thousand workers to build a castle, Million soldiers to  protect a country, but just One woman to make a Happy Home!
             Let's Thank... the Maid Servant
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3. Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul, I don't even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U!
   Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.
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5. Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai? 
6. Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
7. Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.
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1. Question: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko  kya kahenge?
   Answer: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal
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3. Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA
   Phir likha: SHUBH LABH
   Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME
   Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN
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5. Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile, mujhse bhi achche yaar mile,  meri galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile
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7. It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.
       SAY NO TO EXAMS
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9. Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath ha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
   Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

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1. Girl's excuses: Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahin hoti hai clear. Isliye SMS kiya karo dear
   without fear n very clear.
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3. What do u call a woman in heaven?
   An Angel
   A crowd of woman in heaven?
   A host of Angels
   And all woman in heaven?
   PEACE ON EARTH
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5. Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
   Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or  wife
   Be-Gum ho jaat  hai.